On the first day of Christmas, my assistant gave to me a winning photo entry.

On the second day of Christmas my assistant gave to me two lagging shutters and a winning photo entry.

On the third day of Christmas my assistant gave to me three camera bags, two lagging shutters and a winning photo entry.

On the fourth day of Christmas my assistant gave to me four photo mags, three camera bags, two lagging shutters and a winning photo entry.

On the fifth day of Christmas my assistant gave to me five DSLRs. Four photo mags, three camera bags, two lagging shutters and a winning photo entry.

On the sixth day of Christmas my assistant gave to me six workshop bookings, five DSLRs. Four photo mags, three camera bags, two lagging shutters and a winning photo entry.

On the seventh day of Christmas my assistant gave to me seven flashes flashing, six workshop bookings, five DSLRs. Four photo mags, three camera bags, two lagging shutters and a winning photo entry.

On the eighth day of Christmas my assistant gave to me eight tripods holding, seven flashes flashing, six workshop bookings, five DSLRs. Four photo mags, three camera bags, two lagging shutters and a winning photo entry.

On the ninth day of Christmas my assistant gave to me nine software plug-ins, eight tripods holding, seven flashes flashing, six workshop bookings, five DSLRs. Four photo mags, three camera bags, two lagging shutters and a winning photo entry.

On the tenth day of Christmas my assistant gave to me ten ND filters, nine software plug-ins, eight tripods holding, seven flashes flashing, six workshop bookings, five DSLRs. Four photo mags, three camera bags, two lagging shutters and a winning photo entry.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my assistant gave to me eleven Lens Babies, ten ND filters, nine software plug-ins, eight tripods holding, seven flashes flashing, six workshop bookings, five DSLRs. Four photo mags, three camera bags, two lagging shutters and a winning photo entry.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my assistant gave to me twelve glossy prints, eleven Lens Babies, ten ND filters, nine software plug-ins, eight tripods holding, seven flashes flashing, six workshop bookings, five DSLRs. Four photo mags, three camera bags, two lagging shutters and a winning photo entry.